Gruntessa and I took advantage of a break in the weather today and went for a little drive in the country. When we got back into town, I snapped this photo of some hippy clown’s Hyundai in a parking lot after laughing myself silly. I hope the idiot heard me.
Gruntessa: “What was the deal with the bumper stickers?”
Grunt: “I just had to snap a photo of that dude’s stickers. His level of internal conflict must be epic.
Gruntessa: “Because of the Darwin Critter?”
Grunt: “Right. Next to the Coexist and the Love-Not-War stickers, it makes quite a statement.”
Gruntessa: “You don’t believe in survival of the fittest?”
Grunt: “No, and I don’t think HE believes in survival of the fittest, either. Nothing says COEXIST like a theory that explains the existence of everything via perpetual war between the species and continuous death of all organisms that are inferior killing machines. It’s a brutal doctrine.”
Gruntessa: “Well, there’s another reason people put those stickers on their cars that doesn’t have anything to do with evolution.”
Grunt: “Yeah, I know. It says FUCK YOU, CHRISTIANS!”
Gruntessa: “Nobody knows how to preach love and coexistence like dem hippies!”