This Other Dinosaur Movie Is Popular in Europe This Summer

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The gruesome story of a mom-and-daughter pair of bitter, demanding grifters shoe-shopping their way across Europe from one 5-star establishment to another, until dinosaurs locate them and eat them in a particularly messy way. Strange that the Europeans like it so much. They don’t usually go for violent movies.

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Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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11 Responses to This Other Dinosaur Movie Is Popular in Europe This Summer

  1. 1madjack says:

    Let me ask you Monte? Have you ever in your life gone on more than one vacation in one year? How many overseas vacations? How many by private jet? How many with an entourage of dozens of helpers, ass kissers and ass wipers? How many cost $$$$multi-millions? So this fatass bitch who’s never been proud of America now thinks she is Queen Michelle?

    My wife and I took our first vacation in 15 years, 2 years ago. On our last day in downtown Austin a 1 ton Ford dually truck came flying out of an alley and t-boned us. Some vacation, huh?

    I HOPE MICHELLE GETS A GERMAN CO-PILOT.

    • Hahahah! I’m with you on the vacations, Brother. Our honeymoon was spent at school getting our married student housing apartment set up. At least they called the WW2-vintage housing “apartments.” More like old quonset huts. After 25 years we got to finally take a decent honeymoon, and since then, vacations are pretty rare. But Mooch doesn’t have that problem!

      Sorry to hear about the vacation accident! Hope you and the Missus were all right? I’m guessing she took the brunt of it if she was on the passenger side?

      • trailbee says:

        Sorry about the accident. My cook always makes me sit on the passenger side. At first I was impressed with the gentlemanly way he handled our situation. He drove – ALWAYS.
        As for Moochelle, she is leaving in ’17 and has watched Hillary gather and garner and needs this expertise in order to live the life of an ex-first lady. The vacations will be a sort of heads-up to her European hosts of what is REALLY expected. The accommodations are fine, but in the future …

  2. solaratov says:

    OT: PHILAE woke up!!!! Spoke to ESA for 85 minutes. Has 24 watts available (is that a lot, rocket man).

    THE LITTLE LANDER THAT COULD……………………….

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/06/14/philae-lander-space-probe/71207006/

    🙂 🙂 🙂

    • That’s huge! The sun must have finally found its way down into that crevasse. Good for them! And 24 Watts is actually not bad. That’s plenty for talking, but not enough to heat up the electronics above northern Canada temperature.

  3. solaratov says:

    Women in sports…

    because we’re modern, enlightened men of the 21st century who believe in the equality of the sexes and in modern wymyn’s ability to do absolutely anything their evil little hearts desire. (Trigger warning…dunno why, but it seems to be the thing nowdays)

    BTW: really cute buns…..

    and one batshit crazy broad who ought to be in a soft room.

    😉

  4. They could do a bio-pic of Barack Obama. Call it Half-assic World

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