I stole this graphic from Wirecutter. But it’s genius. I couldn’t help it.
They’ll never take our curly-cue, mercury laden light bulbs they foisted upon us!
I wish somebody would! You know, it just occurred to me: If Bernie’s elected, do you suppose he’ll force us to make do with only one kind of socialist-approved liquor? Probably be Zima. O_O
well, we know there are too many kinds of deodorant. Unisex Right Guard for everyone!
I immediately started humming “Me and Bobby McGee”:
Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose
Nothing don’t mean nothing honey, if it ain’t free
Feeling good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues
You know, feeling good was good enough for me
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee.
The Gordon Lightfoot version? Or Janice Joplin? 😉
Don’t be dissin’ Roger Miller and Kris Kristofferson!
When Bernie gets elected, I hope he appoints a Mascara Czar. The choices are getting out of hand. Just sayin’……
Heh! Doesn’t matter. You always look better without it. Everybody does.
Yeah. Like that story Poe wrote: The Mascara of the Red Death.
Naw, you’re thinking of that Johnston McCulley story about The Mascara of Zorro. Get your literature straight, Dude!
Come to think of it, they did call Zorro a “gay blade”.
Absolutely. And that makes even more sense after you read the sequel, Zorro and the Troubling Accusations of the Stableboys.
I find your familiarity with the genre…unsettling!
And E.A. Poe isn’t “unsettling?” You have any conversations with any ravens lately? Although, ravens are kinda cool…
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