What Would We Do Without Progressives?

When I think of the debt that we owe the hardworking and hard-thinking progressives of the world, I get a little emotional. Thanks to them, the world has just recently become a much more equal place for all genders, even ones that haven’t been invented yet!
Thanks to them, we now enjoy “safe spaces” and freedom from all danger and anxiety.
Women are happier than ever, and men are… Men are… Damn…
Gleaming progressive-run cities like Detroit are now even better…
And we’ve never been so knowledgable about… privilege.

Why do we call them “progressives,” again?
Last graphic from the genius of the Earl of Taint. Video via BluesJunky. Thanks, Earl & Junky!


About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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5 Responses to What Would We Do Without Progressives?

    • That is a beautiful aircraft. And that yaw spinning maneuver just mystifies me. BTW, thank you, Sol, for your service back in the 60s. I know you just did it for fun, for the high pay and the SE Asian comfort girls, but we thank you anyway!

      Also, in that V-day spirit, fuck you Jane Fonda and John Kerry! πŸ™‚

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