New Debate Photos Leaked from ABC Reveal Real Reason for Hillary’s Delays

Hill1jGruntington Post[PARODY] – Already stung by several irregularities in the production of the December Democrat 2016 Presidential Debate Saturday night, ABC News has now been forced to address new photos leaked to various news services that raise questions about their handling of the debates. It now appears that the network faked a half hour delay and restart of the event after one of the candidates showed up visibly drunk and without her wig.

After exchanging initial pleasantries with the moderators, candidate Hillary Clinton downed an entire water glass containing, apparently, some kind of vodka, and she then became belligerent and disrespectful of a producer with a Semitic name, asking him for “a smooch, hunky Jew boy.” After one of Mrs. Clinton’s assistants apologized to the producer and lured the candidate off stage with an unopened bottle of Grey Goose, chaos was averted for a while until the event could be restarted at a half hour after the original airing time.

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Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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9 Responses to New Debate Photos Leaked from ABC Reveal Real Reason for Hillary’s Delays

  1. Adrienne says:

    asking him for “a smooch, hunky Jew boy.”

    Very funny, Grunt.

    Every time I see a pic of the horrible jacket she’s wearing, I start to itch. What in hell was she thinking to wear such an ugly, ugly outfit? She must have been sweating bullets under that thing. Ewwwwwwwww

  2. I thought Hillary’s tattoo was “I heart Huma”? Or is that on the other side of her head?

  3. The ascension of Barack Hussein Obama stimulated the sales of firearms and ammunition. The ascension of Hillary will stimulate the sales of eye bleach.

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