First Picture Set: Here’s an easy one just to get you in the right mindset. There are 3 things wrong here that can be a threat to public safety. Can you identify them?
- Even though there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this model, or how she looks, she is clearly about to get in the driver’s side of what looks to be a Dodge Charger. In most Asian countries, that, alone, would be a huge threat to public safety, and in Saudi Arabia: illegal. In America, it’s mainly a threat because, as you can see in the first photo, her dress is so tight around her calves that she has a max ankle separation of about 4 inches. The Charger generally doesn’t have a clutch, but even with an automatic, two-foot acceleration and braking is quite dangerous.
- She’s going driving with an iPhone, but no keys. Letting Siri drive is a clear threat to public safety, especially if you have Siri set up with the Asian Woman voice. (Kidding!)
- The first rule of safe driving is that you always wear clean underwear. It promotes a cool and confident attitude, and lessens embarrassing distractions for the EMTs should you find yourself on the side of the road after an accident or detained by police. This woman is clearly not wearing any underwear of any kind. At all.
Second Picture Set: Ok, let’s get serious. What’s wrong with this picture?
Obviously, the problem is that these two convicted bomb-making terrorists, for some reason, have not yet been executed for their crimes, are not in prison and, in fact, are free to roam the streets, encourage anti-free speech protests against Republican candidates for President, influence how our children are being taught in school and write imaginary memoirs for the current Communist President of the United States. Armageddon will probably be hastened as a result.