Scooter’s “Fight ISIS with Weapons of Love” Story Is Not Even Close to What You Thought It Was

Look, I’ve been ruined by the internet as much as … the average bear, I guess.  But when I saw Scooter van Neuter’s Headline: “Trump Agrees With Pope: Fight ISIS With Weapons Of Love,” I expected the worst.  C’mon. “Weapons of Love?”  I know where his brain’s been.  So, I didn’t expect this fairly tame rendering of the story:


Man, I think I’ve been at this too long!


About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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10 Responses to Scooter’s “Fight ISIS with Weapons of Love” Story Is Not Even Close to What You Thought It Was

  1. LL says:

    I prefer a different but related solution. I bought JHAWG ammo (bulled tips dipped in pig fat) to show the love in my daily carry magazine.

    They nation could show love in a very similar way. We should put a piece of a pig in every single bomb that we drop. Shrapnel dripping with bacon would make those countries smell better and they’d send a message.

  2. Adrienne says:

    OT (sort of) the pictures of the Pope kissing the feet of Muslims made me cringe. But then, the thought of kissing any stranger’s feet makes me cringe.

    • I hope he put some pig fat lip balm on first. I don’t know what his deal is, but I kinda wish he’d decide which crisis is more important right now: migrant’s feeling unwelcome because of Christian genocide in Africa and the Middle East, OR ACTUAL CHRISTIAN GENOCIDE GOING ON IN AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST!!!

    • The thought of kissing ANYONE’s feet makes me cringe. (Unless it’s a cute little baby.)

  3. GrimmCreeper says:

    Hell yeah!

  4. woodsterman says:

    Wipe those ass sniffers off the face of the Earth!

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