Earlier today, Fox News reported the following quotes from our current President, Barack Obama who was speaking at an impromptu economic press conference, but who also found time to criticize the presumptive GOP Presidential nominee, Donald Trump. There was no “irony meter” present in the room, so no one was in danger of being hurt by shrapnel from exploding mechanical parts, but the ludicrous nature of his statements did cause a few members of the press to seek refuge in the bathroom.
Quote #1: “This is a really serious job. This is not entertainment. This is not a reality show. This is a contest for the presidency of the United States.” -Barack Obama, a man who almost forgot to take off his soiled golf shoes before beginning this press conference.
Quote #2: “[Trump] has a long record that needs to be examined.” -Barack Obama, a man whose own background is so sketchy, that virtually all his records are still sealed, and there’s very little proof upon which continent or island he was born, who his parents were or whether he actually attended Columbia or Harvard.
Quote #3: “Every candidate, every nominee needs to be subject to exacting standards and genuine scrutiny.” -Barack Obama, a candidate who was rushed to power so quickly, he was not even subjected to a qualification hearing by Congress, though his opponent, John McCain, was.
Quote #4: “Now the Republican Party is the talk of the world because there’s no place and no party that’s … increasing in scope like we (Democrats) have. Millions of people have come into the party … and that wouldn’t have happened if I didn’t run, believe me.” -Barack Obama, who is actually speaking the truth here, because he has single-handedly been responsible for massive increases in illegal aliens numbering in the millions who are being prepared to vote Democrat in November. It may not be enough, however, since Democrat primary turnout is at historic lows, while Republican turnout is beyond all historical records.