Myth Confirmed: Everybody Loves Boobs

Wait, what? Even I don’t fully understand this, and I’m an expert on boobs. And, you know, rocket science and stuff. But mostly boobs.

Surprise result was that women actually tipped top-heavy baristas at an even higher rate than men did. Β WTH???


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29 Responses to Myth Confirmed: Everybody Loves Boobs

  1. Hardnox says:

    Excellent study bro! As a boob expert myself, I concur 100% and I’m not even a rocket scientist.

    You should post this at N&F. The male readers will get a kick out of this. The women will too.

  2. GOODSTUFF says:

    Hey Dude

    You should submit this great post to the “Rule 5” ring around

    For the cost of a quick e-mail, you would receive a lot more hits and SEO

  3. LL says:

    I think that I am just as guilty as her customers…

  4. Adrienne says:

    As one who has waited tables and is endowed (also have great legs), I can say with certainty that boobs are money makers. But, also be aware that my service was beyond outstanding. Face it, guys – you’re just all rather primal and a smart woman knows how to take advantage of that.

    • LL says:

      We’re very simple creatures.

      Actually I was a fan of breasts from a VERY young age…

    • Granted. But, as a woman, please explain to us why women tipped 40% more, and men only tipped 30% more. Do women tip more based on overall cuteness? Or womanliness? Is it a sympathy thing? Do the gals think: “Oh, poor dear. She must have to put up with a lot of crap from these idiots. And her back must be killing her!”

      • Adrienne says:

        Women are also attracted to other nice looking women.

        • I think you’re right. Also, the whole effect might be more indirect that we assume. Both men and women may actually be responding to Carrie’s attitude and not really her appearance at all. When Carrie straps on her costume, she can’t help but be a little amused and extra playful, so she probably comes across as bubbly to everybody. They respond to that.

  5. GrimmCreeper says:

    I think I could get behind the BTM movement.

    • “get behind” I see what you did there. You’re a secret butt-man masquerading as a boob-man, aren’t you? Just come clean, Grimm. Honesty is the best policy. πŸ˜‰

      • LL says:

        There is nothing like a tight, muscled lady’s butt. If forced to pick between the two, butt over boobs. Face is also important though — and we haven’t even started on personality. Beauty is only skin deep and ugly goes clear to the bone.

        • solaratov says:

          That’s why you go to their place instead of yours after the date. In the morning, you should be up. dressed, have had a cup of coffee, drunk enough of her booze to get a nice buzz, rifled the house for any loose cash…and split – before she even dreams of waking up.
          Take her to your place and she’ll be there when you get home from work. Next thing you know, she’s got all the closet space and you’re pawing through a pile of clothes on the floor to find a pair of clean drawers. And the only way you’ll ever get rid of her is kill her, stuff her in a trunk and dump it in the woods on the way to your deer stand.
          A word to the wise is sufficient, I presume.

          πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

      • GrimmCreeper says:

        But, but, but…

  6. woodsterman says:

    Boobman, is this going to be a regular “Rule 5” addition to your blog?

    • Good question! Most of my Rule 5 stuff is buried in a super-secret location called the GarageOfMonteCristo that nobody knows about. Except a bunch of guys in Brunei and Saudi Arabia, apparently.

  7. Terry says:

    Well, that was a no-brainer exercise. DUUHHHH !
    The real question is : Will lezbos tip more according to the size of a man’s moobs ?

  8. Hardnox says:

    Then there’s this:

  9. Hardnox says:

    And finally…

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