And Spock Never Lies…


More Fun with Mind-Melding Gone Wrong: Very Wrong…






About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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22 Responses to And Spock Never Lies…

  1. papabear1950 says:

    Why is Nimoy giving the virago a “frontal lobe massage”? How could he TOUCH the crone? Maybe he thought she was from his sister planet “Vulcunt”.

    • Hey, like Tonto, Spock gets a lot of crummy jobs… But I like your theory about that sister planet. I’ve met a lot of chicks from that planet. Seems like a friggin’ invasion sometimes!

      • papabear1950 says:

        Funny thing about Jay Silverheels signature character… “Tonto” in Spanish means “idiot”.

        • I think that was kind of a bad characterization, and kind of too obvious, really. “Kemosabe” obviously meant (from Spanish) “One who knows.” And then Tonto(which means foolish one, like you say) ends up saving LR’s bacon half the time. I think he deserved a better sidekick name! Of course, that doesn’t keep me from calling Gruntessa “Tonta” every once in a while.

  2. LL says:

    Spock and the Cupid Stunt.

  3. solaratov says:

    Now, far be it from me to tell Spock how to handle his business….but I’ve never seen a mind meld technique whereby one sticks his finger up some crone’s nostril.

    Or is he taking a shortcut?

  4. Jules Smith says:

    “Captain – sensing high levels of stupidity in this sector. Set phasers to destroy.”

  5. woodsterman says:

    There’s nothing like a Spock, double orb, massage. Oh, and phasors PLEASE!

  6. solaratov says:

    Damn! I just noticed……

    We see where you’ve got your thumb, Spock! You dirty old man!


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  8. solaratov says:

    This is exceptionally weird. At least, it is to me. Perhaps someone out there has an explanation?

    To check this out – since I was *positive* that it couldn’t be true – I first went to my KJV prophecy Bible….where I found that wolf had replaced lion. Then, I went to my father’s RSV which he got in 1958….and the same change had occurred.
    Now, I’m sure that “lion” was used in the first sentence when I saw it just 2-3 weeks ago. Yet now, it uses “wolf” in the first sentence. In all of my life, I have never seen wolf used there.
    Anybody got *any* ideas about what is happening with this?

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