Gruntson Torpedoes Date with SJW College Chick Like a Boss

I’m so proud.  Got this text today from oldest son who is finding out how crushingly difficult it is to be a conservative dude at an American university.  I guess he inherited Papa Grunt’s superb tact and charm with the ladies.  At least he ain’t no Beta Dude.  Be proud, Son!  You made my day.  I know it wasn’t the school that taught you to be a patriot.



About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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16 Responses to Gruntson Torpedoes Date with SJW College Chick Like a Boss

  1. Adrienne says:

    First of all – how could someone attending school at the university level say something so patently stupid? Certainly her lack of brains must have been apparent before the date. I hope he dumps her and finds a real woman.

    • He’s surrounded by women, and some are decent Christians and maybe even a little conservative, but those are rare in that environment, for sure. The Professors are effective in shaping that statistic.

  2. Jules Smith says:

    Haha! *crickets* And then she said, “I’ll get my coat….” Top lad.

  3. LL says:

    He just needs to give her cab fare and leave it at that. Maybe call an Uber for her.

    • It was probably just a casual, “friend date,” so that probably wasn’t even part of the deal. Real dates have gotten rare on campus, and even hook-ups are getting that way, thanks to our social justice betters who have been on a blissed-out joyride for 7 years.

      • solaratov says:

        Damn, Grunt! Even saying the word, “hook up” in casual conversation will find the speaker in front of some ‘disciplinary council’ for triggering mass panic and causing a run on the ‘safe spaces’ on campus.

        That aside….well done, Gruntson!!

  4. Well done, Gruntson!

  5. Brig says:

    Good for Gruntson! He just needs to leave off the Oops and move on.

  6. Wahoo says:

    If Marissa wants to make a contribution to the world, may I suggest gargling razor blades.

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