Because he’s solved all our problems. Nothing left to do but celebrate with the beautiful people. Then it’s off to Martha’s Vineyard for a few weeks of well-deserved vacation. It’s been more than a week since the last one, after all.
But the birthday sentiment doesn’t end at our borders. One of Barack’s half-nephews from Kenya also wishes him a happy birthday, and thanks him for the awesome tee-shirt Barack got him a few months ago for his birthday.