Advanced Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training

Terry shows us the best methods for defending against walking-braindead liberals still left behind after they cause total civilizational collapse.  Remember, they may be dumb and clueless about their role in bringing about the end of the World, but don’t think for a minute that they’d have the decency to leave us alone after that happens.  So, make like a boy scout and be prepared!

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About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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14 Responses to Advanced Zombie Apocalypse Survival Training

  1. Jules Smith says:

    Haha! Preparing my fridge in readiness.

  2. LL says:

    This is sound advice to survive the coming apocalypse, but completely ignores the fun of using a samurai sword or a crossbow against zombies? Or flying monkeys (ignored in the video).

    • I think the flying monkey course was in part 2. Or 3. Katanas and crossbows are fine for the FMs, but double-ought buckshot is preferred. They can spit a fair distance, so you need to at least wing ’em as they’re coming in hot.

  3. Adrienne says:

    That was hilarious. Thanks, Grunt.

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