Googled ‘Stone Idol Statues of Michelle Obama’; Was Not Disappointed

Actually, I started out with these amusing chessmen I saw over at the good Stoat Weasel’s place.  The shocked faces on the king and knights made me think that they’d seen a ghost.  Or maybe something worse, like Michelle Obama naked.
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That’s when I started snooping around for something appropriate.  Despite what you might think, I was not disappointed at all.  This is apparently a real carving by some weird, misguided American citizen.  At least it’s patriotic.  I think.  Maybe they should put it up in a public square like those naked statues of Trump that have been popping up lately?  Heh.  Just kidding.  Don’t want to cause any panics.
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With the bird in the hair, it also bears a bit of a resemblance to Radagast the Brown from the Hobbit movies.  There’s more…
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Oh my.
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At least in this last one, Michelle is being portrayed being useful to Barack.  After all, nobody believes he’s ever quit smoking, and she needs to be good for something besides going on luxury vacations with her mother at public expense.
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Actually, this could be one of the best looking photos of Michelle I’ve ever seen.
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Now, why would THIS come up on Google in a Michelle Obama search?  Interesting…
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About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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40 Responses to Googled ‘Stone Idol Statues of Michelle Obama’; Was Not Disappointed

  1. LL says:

    The images that return from a Michelle Obama Google search are disturbing. Far more disturbing than fingernails on a chalkboard.

  2. Euripides says:

    I too am greatly disturbed by this. You need to include a trigger warning if you do this again.

  3. Popular Front says:

    The guy apparently chewing his shield in fear is a good laugh too. Put him in the front rank!

  4. Popular Front says:

    No worries Grunt, good to be here. We’re living in interesting times are we not?
    By the look on that King’s face I’d say the royal physician has dropped by for a prostate exam.

  5. solaratov says:

    Did you know that it takes 462 different muscles to dig a hole deep enough that the police will never find out what you did?

  6. Jules Smith says:

    I always wondered about these lip stretching disc thingamajigs in the bottom of a mouth and now I know. Plus very useful for pouring a whole cup of tea into ones mouth which is a real time saver.

  7. Zilla says:

    This post has brought me laughter for the first time in days.The one with the ashtray is the best. Thank you for bringing much needed levity. You are a candle in the darkness. And mooch is an ashcan.

    • Heh! Glad to be of some small service. BTW, Mare, this death thing is getting out of hand. In the house where I’m staying here on the east coast, ‘Catastrophe’ died today. He’s been a fixture here for many years, but was still a healthy, large, 20 lb midnight black cat when he suddenly took ill a few days ago and stopped eating. We found him dead when we got home from work, and he’s still cooling in the next room while I type this. What’s going on? I know this isn’t parvo. And Solaratov just lost Molly(black lab) a few weeks ago. Is it apocalyptic plagues of the end times? The cicadas are pretty noisy, but I haven’t seen any locusts. What’s next? Plague of frogs?

      • Zilla says:

        We are overrun with mosquitoes and horse flies here. It is awful, they bite you right through the bug repellent and clothes. I can’t help but wonder if that is how my babies got sick as they had never left my property and were always supervised. I don’t know if you saw the update, but we lost Moose and Boscoe late last night. It was horrible and everyone is all ducked up here right now, people and animals. Horrible time here.

        • What a total nightmare. I’m sorry, Mare. You may be right about the mosquitos & flies. I can’t believe Moose and Roscoe are gone now. Hang in there and get through this for your kids and hub and other critters. What an epidemic. Do you know any neighbors also losing horses to West Nile, for example? That could implicate the mosquitos, even though it’s hard to believe they’re carrying Parvo. Crazy stuff, though.

          • solaratov says:

            Horses are one of the main victims of parvo. Just before I left Virginia to come out here, there was a parvo outbreak among the horses in Louden Co. Along the road on which I lived, there was an Olympic Equestrian coach (next door neighbor) And about half a mile down the road was a horse farm that sold very high-priced horses (up to $50K or $60K – occasionally a little more depending on the fame of the dam and sire) and they both lost a couple of horses to parvo. Even the lady vet just up from me lost one of her horses to it. I don’t know if they are the same strain of disease; or if horses can catch it from dogs and vice versa. Either way, it’s a terrible disease. I sure wish they’d find a vaccine or cure for it.

  8. Zilla says:

    Of course I didn’t write “ducked up” but something that rhymes with it. Autocorrect censors at work!

  9. papabear1950 says:

    Grunt, regarding magilla being married in the 14th century BC, It MUST be true when you see her associate with someone who has “HO” in their name, “AmenHOtep III”.

  10. Brig says:

    Going to have to find those chess men, there is a friend that needs them, more than he knows…

    • Are you saying that one of your male friends looks terrible naked??? That’s shocking! Why would you say something like that about Euripides or Larry or Odie or Fredd or CW? Actually, I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Euripides. I’ve been told he doesn’t take off those llama-skin boxers for anybody.

      • Brig says:

        Ah no, just no… besides, how would I know what those mentioned look like naked.
        llama skin boxers ???, what a strange fetish… (how do you know this stuff?)

        • He just posted a disgusting llama video up-thread (top o’ this thread). And he mentions the llama fetish in his blog header. Ok, I made up the briefs part, though. You tell me! You’re the one who thinks one of them looks embarrassing naked! LOL! Sorry to be goofy. So, who needs the surprised-looking chess men, then, if not for that reason??

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