Minus the swords. Because, you know, they’ll be illegal. One guess who the dragon (not pictured) represents in the real world.
Just what I need – more cheerfulness.
Hey, it’s not gonna happen. I’m just trying to spread a little lame humor. It’s what I do!
If they are looking for “smog (Smaug)”, send them south to Los Angeles.
You win! Yes, Smuug the Dragon is Hillary the Smuug. Some might say that she’s the evil Sauron, but everybody knows that the Dark Lord Soros is the Necromancer.
One Tomahawk to rule them all.
Right! Speakin’ of which… Youngest Grunt son actually got caught 2 years ago at Denver International Airport with a full-size tactical tomahawk in his backpack going through the scanner. It was his tactical ruck pack, and he’d forgotten he had it in there. No lie.
The only reason he wasn’t arrested and probed on the spot was that he was with a group of Police Explorers, in tactical gear, heading to Tempe, AZ for a weapons competition. Since then, his nickname has been “Battle Ax.” I told him that if he told that story at Marine Boot Camp, where he is now, that his new nickname would not be nearly so cool.
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Madona performs on stage at the 57th Annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles February 8, 2015. AFP PHOTO/ROBYN BECK (Photo credit should read ROBYN BECK/AFP/Getty Images)