Trump Hires Gandalf to Confront the Vast Powers of Darkness Arrayed Against Him

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About GruntOfMonteCristo

Fearless and Devout Catholic Christian First, Loving Husband and Father Second, Pissed-Off Patriot Third, Rocket Engineer Dork Last.
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24 Responses to Trump Hires Gandalf to Confront the Vast Powers of Darkness Arrayed Against Him

  1. LL says:

    Believe it. Hillary and her flying monkeys are pure evil.

  2. woodsterman says:

    The evil doers in the White House are helping Evil Soros. Did you ever notice Soros spelled backwards is soroS?

    • LOL! I’m just aghast that the evil minion Press has completely blacked out recent email hacks that show that virtually everything the administration has done (destructive intervention in the Middle East, support for BLM, fighting Brexit, weird trade shennanigans) has been directly and provably at the request of Soros’ Open Society people. If that’s not newsworthy, I don’t know what is.

      • Zilla says:

        Or the dual revelations about Barky surrendering US control of teh interwebz along with evidence that Soros and his goons want interweb access or denial of access to be determined based on whether or not individuals support the “Open Society” cabal and its agenda.

  3. fredd says:

    Seems to me that those flying monkeys could be used for good instead of evil. Rather than Amazon using drones to deliver Pampers and Sharpie markers, they might consider flying monkeys. Maybe I should send Jeff Bezos a memo about this.

  4. Jules Smith says:

    Oh, comic genius. How to destroy the fellowship of the ming (er)

    I’m pretty sure you can get an uncanny likeness of Hillary and Gollum in the next strip. This has such potential what with the Balrog, Shelob, Morgoth and suchlike. I was going to include the ‘Great Goblin’ but we all know where that could go….

    You do know that comic strip writers earn way more than rocket scientists, right? Just sayin’

    If you need any inspirational input, give me a shout. I live in Middle Earth and know all about the monsters there.

  5. LL says:

    Gandalf is looking more and more like a guitarist from ZZ Top these days.

    • Strange you should mention that. Being immortal, his playing skills don’t deteriorate, and he’s been spotted in Austin, New Orleans, Memphis and Houston sitting in with (mostly) rockabilly bands at grotty little clubs off the main drags. Not with ZZTop, as far as I know. I think me and Gruntessa saw him playing bass with a metal band at the Bigshotz bar in Nashville once. He keeps a low profile, but you should see how he drinks in between sets! I’m sure that’s one of his magic powers.

    • Dude’s a muzzie convert apparently. That might explain the total loss of human values.

      • solaratov says:

        Wait for him to try to behead one of the opposing players one of these days. Screaming, “Alahu Akbar!!” all the while.
        And everybody will wonder why he did that…”What could his ‘motivation’ have been?” Duh!

  6. Zilla says:

    With the shades on Gandolph looks like Duck Dynasty’s patriarch Phil Robertson. Great post, Grunt, I can hardly wait for part II!

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