Believe it. Hillary and her flying monkeys are pure evil.
Oh, I believe it. And it seems more evil is being released every day.
The evil doers in the White House are helping Evil Soros. Did you ever notice Soros spelled backwards is soroS?
LOL! I’m just aghast that the evil minion Press has completely blacked out recent email hacks that show that virtually everything the administration has done (destructive intervention in the Middle East, support for BLM, fighting Brexit, weird trade shennanigans) has been directly and provably at the request of Soros’ Open Society people. If that’s not newsworthy, I don’t know what is.
Or the dual revelations about Barky surrendering US control of teh interwebz along with evidence that Soros and his goons want interweb access or denial of access to be determined based on whether or not individuals support the “Open Society” cabal and its agenda.
Exactly! Best example yet. And the most hangable offense yet, for Barky.
Seems to me that those flying monkeys could be used for good instead of evil. Rather than Amazon using drones to deliver Pampers and Sharpie markers, they might consider flying monkeys. Maybe I should send Jeff Bezos a memo about this.
Why not? Jeff’s probably already a Clinton Foundation contributor. He should be able to get a loan of a few good monkeys. Thanks for stopping by, Freddo!
Bezos already has the monkeys – who do you think he has flinging all the poop at Donald Trump for the Washington Post?
Oh, comic genius. How to destroy the fellowship of the ming (er)
I’m pretty sure you can get an uncanny likeness of Hillary and Gollum in the next strip. This has such potential what with the Balrog, Shelob, Morgoth and suchlike. I was going to include the ‘Great Goblin’ but we all know where that could go….
You do know that comic strip writers earn way more than rocket scientists, right? Just sayin’
If you need any inspirational input, give me a shout. I live in Middle Earth and know all about the monsters there.
Thank you, Jules! The “comic writers” comment is so much kinder than the “Don’t quit your day job” comment I usually get from folks! And I would absolutely value your genius input on future Middle Earth themes. With the level of evil going ’round, it seems we’re all Shire-Folk now, eh?
Oh no. Orcs ready for battle 🙂
Gandalf is looking more and more like a guitarist from ZZ Top these days.
Strange you should mention that. Being immortal, his playing skills don’t deteriorate, and he’s been spotted in Austin, New Orleans, Memphis and Houston sitting in with (mostly) rockabilly bands at grotty little clubs off the main drags. Not with ZZTop, as far as I know. I think me and Gruntessa saw him playing bass with a metal band at the Bigshotz bar in Nashville once. He keeps a low profile, but you should see how he drinks in between sets! I’m sure that’s one of his magic powers.
Dude’s a muzzie convert apparently. That might explain the total loss of human values.
Wait for him to try to behead one of the opposing players one of these days. Screaming, “Alahu Akbar!!” all the while.
And everybody will wonder why he did that…”What could his ‘motivation’ have been?” Duh!
With the shades on Gandolph looks like Duck Dynasty’s patriarch Phil Robertson. Great post, Grunt, I can hardly wait for part II!
Wait, you’re gonna make me do a part II?
Well, you did include a teaser for another installment, so… pretty please?
BTW I temporarily removed my blog’s header graphic. I’m just hurting a lot from losing my puppies and can’t handle the happy critter pic right now.
Bless you for saying that. I’m deeply sorry that the memories are so painful right now, but I DID wonder about that, so I appreciate you letting me know why you axed it. And I’m totally cool with that. Would it be helpful to come up with a Godzilla based one like you requested earlier? I never got around to that before, but I can.
I’d like that. Thanks.
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