Monthly Archives: February 2016

St. Leo Converts Yacht to Human Power, Rowed by 300 Female Models, to Reduce Carbon Footprint and Empower Women

Posted on February 29, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

His promise to “delay fatherhood” in attempt to save the planet wasn’t cutting it with activists.  But now that he’s got an Oscar, he’s got to “get serious.”

Posted in Climate, Enviro Stuff, Hollyweird | 12 Comments

GOP Insiders Determined to Make Their Suicide a Messy One

Posted on February 28, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

With the most popular Republican Presidential candidate (and possibly the top two) in open existential warfare with the GOP leadership, it’s clear that the party, as we know it, will not survive into 2017.  A leadership change is being forced by … Continue reading →

Posted in Congress, Elections, GOP | 7 Comments

Plenty Valenti and the Mystery of “Bernie Bro” Sexism

Posted on February 25, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

These actual accusations can be found in this bewildering Vox piece that the real Jessica Valenti re-tweeted and totally agreed with, expressing no shame whatsoever.  First three Plenty Valenti episodes here, here and here.  Cross-Posted at Political Clown Parade.

Posted in Feminism, Hippy Fucks, Leftards | 15 Comments

Sometimes, No Lie Detector is Necessary

Posted on February 24, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

But it’s fun to watch someone like Hillary Clinton squirm about being asked to make a vow of truthfulness.  Curmudgeon does a pretty good job of mocking the “Ice Cube in Heels” for her recent Scott Pelley interview over at the … Continue reading →

Posted in Elections, Hillary Clinton | 8 Comments

Go Home Twitter; You’re Drunk

Posted on February 22, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

Has Twitter Finally Screwed the Pooch? Full-blown Social Justice War has been brewing at Twitter-Incorporated for some time. It heated up considerably a few weeks ago when they hired controversial feminist Anita Sarkeesian to head up their freshly-minted, Orwellian-named “Trust … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogosphere, Feminism, Media Bias, Media Whores, Social Media | Leave a comment

Sometimes You Just Gotta Call the Theory Ugly

Posted on February 21, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

This morning, over at the Last Refuge, aka The Conservative Treehouse, the Proprietor-Lord Sundance was justly celebrating the demise of the Jeb! Campaign.  And so he should.  The backroom, stogie-chomping, establishment gurus (GOPe) who pushed a clearly unwilling and unenthusiastic … Continue reading →

Posted in Conservative Treehouse, Elections | 14 Comments

Our Rocket Scientist-In-Chief

Posted on February 21, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

No, really. This issue of Popular Science actually came in the mail today. They really interviewed Barack on the future of science and technology. And he told them. Because he had a real technical job once. Working in a Baskin … Continue reading →

Posted in Obamanana Republic, OBozo, Satire, Science, Space, WTF?? | 2 Comments

Reason #32,937 Why Most Liberals Are Going Straight to Hell

Posted on February 18, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

Don’t give me that “not all liberals would dance on Scalia’s grave” nonsense.  Yes, they would.  They despised Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, just like they hated Reagan and Thatcher.  All because he was a consistent voice for Constitutional rule … Continue reading →

Posted in Liberal Fucktards | 4 Comments

New Hampshire Results Starting to Trickle In

Posted on February 9, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

UPDATED, UPDATED WTF RESULTS: This just in… Due to bizarre DNC rules, reported here by the Daily Caller, Hillary may actually leave New Hampshire with more delegates than Bernie Sanders, even though she lost the popular caucus vote by a … Continue reading →

Posted in Elections, Uncategorized | 15 Comments

Supernatural Omens Abound for Impending Broncos Victory in Super Bowl 50

Posted on February 7, 2016 by GruntOfMonteCristo

Gruntington Post [Mountain View, CA] – The crew chief assigned to maintain the Navy jet being prepared to fly over Levi’s Stadium during Super Bowl 50 is becoming more and more convinced that God is telling him the Broncos are going … Continue reading →

Posted in 'Murica, Football, Uncategorized | 6 Comments