Chelsea Clinton Cranks Out a Few More Children’s Books

Because we can’t wait to find more quasi-legal ways to funnel cash to the Clinton Foundation. Somebody at Ace of Spades came up with this brilliance last week.
This week, I thought I’d give it a try.

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Cooking Robots Gone Wild!

London-based Moley Robotics has announced that they’ve produced a kitchen robot with a repertoire of 2000 dishes for $14,800. That’s impressive. But, we here at the Grunt Blog prefer to wait until a French or Japanese or Israeli company enters the market. Those robots might be expected to sport a nice girlish smile or a bit of fake silicone cleavage. But a politically correct Anglo company? Sorry, a LenaBot cannot be worth $14,800. Hat tip: Diogenes.

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Beirut Bombshell: Greatest Threat Facing Mankind Is NOT Global Warming

Nope. Apparently, it’s Israel.
Wow, look at all these green countries. Sunni or Shia, it doesn’t seem to matter. The biggest threat they face and the reason that they are all struggling with crushing economic, cultural, technological and environmental failure is just one word: Israel. Such a relief! At least we know that Bill Nye and Al Sharpton are wrong about that whole “climate control” thing.

Breitbart(Washington DC) – Muslim clerics gathered in Beirut on Wednesday to kick off the Khomeinist International Union of Resistance conference, where “scholars” discussed how to stand up against the “cancerous tumor of Israel,” according to reports from Lebanese and Iranian media outlets.

Radical Iranian cleric Mohsen Araki said that destroying Israel and “countering the arrogant world” should be the two main priorities for “resistance clerics,” reports Iran’s state-run Taghrib News.

Araki, who once served as Iranian dictator Ali Khamenei’s representative in London, continued with his speech. “Standing against the arrogant world and its representative in the region, the cancerous tumor of Israel, is a must which should be shouldered by resistance clerics and leaders,” he said, according to the state-media report. Read more at Breitbart.

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This Asshole Gave Me a Chuckle Today

Gruntessa and I took advantage of a break in the weather today and went for a little drive in the country. When we got back into town, I snapped this photo of some hippy clown’s Hyundai in a parking lot after laughing myself silly. I hope the idiot heard me.

Gruntessa: “What was the deal with the bumper stickers?”
Grunt: “I just had to snap a photo of that dude’s stickers. His level of internal conflict must be epic.
Gruntessa: “Because of the Darwin Critter?”
Grunt: “Right. Next to the Coexist and the Love-Not-War stickers, it makes quite a statement.”
Gruntessa: “You don’t believe in survival of the fittest?”
Grunt: “No, and I don’t think HE believes in survival of the fittest, either. Nothing says COEXIST like a theory that explains the existence of everything via perpetual war between the species and continuous death of all organisms that are inferior killing machines. It’s a brutal doctrine.”
Gruntessa: “Well, there’s another reason people put those stickers on their cars that doesn’t have anything to do with evolution.”
Grunt: “Yeah, I know. It says FUCK YOU, CHRISTIANS!”
Gruntessa: “Nobody knows how to preach love and coexistence like dem hippies!”

I prefer this one.

I prefer this one.

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For Those Who Gave All

And those still missing, who are known only to God.

We honor you, Gentlemen and Ladies. Forever.

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Indy 99: All Eyes Open for Airborne Cars

Being a Hoosier, born and bred, and having worked in the press box overlooking the finish line at the Indy Speedway, it goes without saying that I’ll be watching the 99th running of the race today. If you are so inclined also, here is a handy rundown from about the things unique to this racing season. Tops in everyone’s mind this year is probably the incidence of accidents due to problems with car body aerodynamics. Here’s what you need to know:

1. The No. 1 starting position has been good to pole-sitter Scott Dixon, whose only Indianapolis 500 victory came from this spot in 2008.

2. Simona de Silvestro and Pippa Mann are the only two women drivers in Sunday’s race. They will be looking to eclipse Danica Patrick’s record third-place finish by a female set in 2009.

3. The No. 3 is the most successful car numeral in Indianapolis history with 11 victories overall. That total includes two by Helio Castroneves, who again will have the number on his Chevrolet Sunday.

4. Speaking of Castroneves, another Indianapolis victory would be his fourth and move him into rarified company. He would join A.J. Foyt, Al Unser Sr. and Rick Mears as the only four-time winners. No other active driver even has two wins.

5. Five former winners qualified for Sunday’s race — Dixon (2008), Tony Kanaan (2013), Castroneves (2001, ’02, ’09), Juan Pablo Montoya (2000) and Ryan Hunter-Reay (2014).

6. The introduction of new aerodynamic body panels this year has produced mixed results thus far. In the season-opener on the street course in St. Petersburg, Fla., a piece of debris flew into the stands and fractured a woman’s skull. And things haven’t improved since the kits were used on the Indianapolis oval for the first time. Leading to …

7. After accidents that saw three drivers get airborne and a fourth wreck that seriously injured James Hinchcliffe, a feeling of apprehension hangs over the garage. IndyCar decreased boost and made the cars easier to handle, but there’s been minimal track time to see if those changes will make Sunday’s race any safer.

8. A Graham Rahal win would make him and father Bobby just the second father-son to achieve victory at Indianapolis. Al Unser Sr. won four times, while son Al Jr. won twice.

9. When it comes to Indianapolis car owners, Roger Penske and Chip Ganassi are unquestionably the measuring sticks. The two IndyCar titans have fielded cars that have combined to win nine of the past 15 races.

Read all of Jordan Bianchi’s Indy news items here.

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Not the Only Mystery


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