Monthly Archives: September 2016

Almost There…

As we approach the most critical US Presidential election of our lifetimes, which is now only about a month out, I’d like to reflect on the new crop of military men and women who are also just a few weeks … Continue reading

Posted in 'Murica, Elections | 23 Comments

Madonna One-Ups Katy Perry for Hillary by Going Nude DURING Live Human Sacrifice

Gruntington Post [Los Angeles] – Last week, singer Katy Perry failed to think of a novel or interesting way to throw her support behind Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, so she decided to just go nude somewhere.  Sensing a turf violation, … Continue reading

Posted in Elections, Hillary Clinton | 17 Comments

Advanced Blamestorming

You have to give her credit.  She’s creative and resourceful. She even blamed her own coughing fits on Trump.  Apparently, just thinking about him gives her hairballs.  But she’s not the only one.  Credit: Pretty soon, it will even … Continue reading

Posted in Elections, Hillary Clinton, Uncategorized | 30 Comments

Cultural Appropriation Alert: How Come Alicia Keys Gets to Wear a Turban?

Having been made newly aware of the horrible crimes being committed by people stealing cultural treasures from other ethnic groups by reading shitty valuable authors like Yasmin Abdel-Magied, I was duly shocked to watch The Voice tonight and see Alicia … Continue reading

Posted in Hollyweird | 66 Comments

Bill Clinton Lost Nuclear Launch Codes Many Times; Think of How Well Hillary Would Protect Them When Faced With These Advanced Tortures

Posted in Hillary Clinton, War | 9 Comments

Some Crowd Comparisons

Here we are at Hillary’s “Come Back Tour” in Greensboro, NC, yesterday.  She brought in a couple hundred, including a few hecklers who urged her to do something anatomically impossible to herself. Here’s a Trump rally in about the same … Continue reading

Posted in Elections | 28 Comments

New Music: ‘Take the Back Way Home,’ by SuperTrump

In honor of Adrienne’s theory about Hillary slipping out the back way at Chelsea’s place, and also inspired by Zilla’s “Super Trump” post today, I present a new Hillary song by the awesome group SuperTrump: “Take the Back Way Home” … Continue reading

Posted in Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Music | 26 Comments

Hillary’s Metal Object Mystery Solved

Gruntington Post (New York) – Speculation grew feverishly on Sunday about a mysterious metallic object that was clearly seen – and heard – on video falling from the cuff of Hillary Clinton’s pants leg as she was dragged into a … Continue reading

Posted in Hillary Clinton | 15 Comments

In New York on 9-11, It’s Not the Heat, It’s the Humidity

Quote o’ the Day: “Steadiness.” – Hillary Clinton, when asked by Matt Lauer what the most important strength of a President should be.

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Obama Blows Another Hostage Rescue While Playing Golf

BREITBART and AMI Newswire – A group of Navy SEALS were forced to return from a hostage rescue mission in Afghanistan after President Barack Obama failed to approve their operation while he was on vacation on Martha’s Vineyard. According to sources … Continue reading

Posted in Afghanistan, Barack Obama, Uncategorized | 24 Comments