Rebel Media’s Ezra Levant is pretty sure that the “Madame X” Donald Trump describes in his second book is a thinly veiled Margaret Trudeau, notorious party-hound wife of Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau. Trump’s account, which takes place in the mid 1970s in Manhattan, involves some explicit remembrances of (apparently), Madame Trudeau on a couch with a friend of Trump’s. The evidence is pretty compelling, actually.
This revelation comes at an embarrassing time for the young Justin, soon after it was widely speculated around the time of Fidel Castro’s death that Castro may have been Justin’s father. You see, the resemblance is rather shocking, and Justin is inconveniently tall to be related to father Pierre. Further, Justin’s mother, Margaret, spent a great deal of time in the 1970s generating scandal after scandal for being an absentee wife and hard-core partier.
Even though the young Margaret was enchanted by the Cuban Revolution and engaged in world travel with her parents just before she was married to the 30-years-older Pierre, it’s really unlikely that Justin could have been sired by Castro. He was born very soon after the Trudeaus married in 1971, and the opportunity probably just didn’t exist.
Surely though, Trump will be discreet with Justin about his parentage, and it’s very unlikely he will let on that he’s seen Justin’s mother naked on a couch in Manhattan shagging a stranger before getting half-way through her first martini and then dancing the night away at Studio 54. Besides, Justin knows Barack Obama well, and it’s not like all kinds of people in Hawaii didn’t see Barack’s notoriously slutty mom naked. So, it’s roughly: Canada-1, USA-1, really.
As a quick aside about Fidel Castro, you may note in the twitter image above that Fidel flirted shamelessly with Margaret, though it was after Justin and Michel were born. In the quote above, you see that fidel claimed to have failing vision that he hoped to improve by forcing himself to stare at the sun for a few moments every day. Read that part over again and see if you can figure out how someone that patently stupid could get himself established as dictator for life and father dozens, perhaps hundreds, of children.
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Chuck: “Yeah, I’m a liar, but where were you 8 years ago when we were trying to get Obama’s appointments confirmed?” Tom: “Eight years ago I was getting my ass shot at in Afghanistan you pathetic lying prick.” (Ok, I paraphrased slightly. – Grunt)
And it’s only January. And he’s from Seattle. Who would have guessed? But really, folks, this one is a sure thing. It doesn’t get more humiliating than this. Watch this Seattle-ite Hillary Hag get thrown off an airplane in Baltimore after the inauguration, and then see if you don’t feel some empathy for the husband. No? Just a little?
Even after this walk of shame? The poor guy looks like he is trying to induce a heart attack so as to avoid any more humiliation… and possible jail time.
I know that’s already internationally viral, and it’s already being shown everywhere, but I can’t help posting it. Just so damn satisfying. Here’s some of the background from C.W. Swanson’s wonderful Daily Timewaster blog:
Washington, DC – President Trump’s Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, wasted no time today letting the White House Press Pool know how it was going to be for the next four years. Even after widespread complaints among the reporters from most networks for Spicer’s critical tone during yesterday’s press conference, the White House was at it again.
The First and Second Ladies of the USA
Spicer rebuked CNN, in particular, for circulating doctored photographs that downplayed the impact that the First Lady’s entrance had among democrats seated in the VIP section to the right of the podium.
Spicer tersely began: “First of all, it was unprofessional to photoshop out the profusely bleeding cut on former President Clinton’s forehead after his wife hit him in the face with her cell phone. That was simply unnecessary. The whole nation knows about the ongoing struggle that they face whenever beautiful women are present and they are in public together.”
He continued. “But the most irresponsible part was removing many of the leering faces from the photos they released. It just gives a false and misleading message about the impact the First Lady is having on the Washington community, and the nation. It also falsely suppresses the large numbers of high-ranking Democrats who should probably be listed sex offenders. People think Joe Biden is the only one, and this is simply not the case. Thank you. Please address all questions via email to former SecState Clinton’s personal account.”
Guy de Michêl: 49th Parallel North News – “The people of the West are awakening. They are throwing off the yoke of political correctness,” said Geert Wilders, the leader of the Dutch Freedom Party. “This will be the year of the people, of liberation, the year of the patriotic spring.”
Wilders spoke at an “alternative European summit” that brought together for the first time Wilders, Marine Le Pen of France’s Front National, and Frauke Petry, the leader of the Alternative for Germany party.
The Freedom Party is leading in polls in the Netherlands ahead of March’s elections. Le Pen is ahead of her two rivals, François Fillon and Emmanuel Macron in French election polling.
Le Pen praised Brexit and the election of Donald Trump as she met with the leaders of Europe’s hard-Right in Germany on Saturday to forge what they hope will be a new continent-wide movement.
The feeling’s not mutual, Charlie. You and your genius boss destroyed our presence in space and set back the US space effort by decades. When you were appointed, we had a vehicle that was almost ready to go back to the Moon and then Mars in just a few years. We also had a functioning Space Shuttle and the civilian army that maintained it. Now, we have a few small launch systems of questionable reliability and a few large ones with no mission. Congratulations on capping your military and space career by being the worst kind of political hack. Enjoy your legacy that will be forever linked to Barack’s.
We can’t trust the Czar of Russia to speak his mind without being told what to say, but we can still totally believe this ironclad document, along with everything else Barack’s told us. I think I’m getting the picture…
Wilders spoke at an “alternative European summit” that brought together for the first time Wilders, Marine Le Pen of France’s Front National, and Frauke Petry, the leader of the Alternative for Germany party.
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